Janene #1 Ouch! My mom suggested I drive carpool to hear about my teens life & now Im stuck driving around rank raging hormone bags who say things like did you and Jenny finally [sends text] and Im like DID YOU AND JENNY FINALLY WHAT? SANTA IS WATCHING! Oh look, its the time of night when I make all the wrong dietary choices. My 6-year-old: I can't sleepMe: If you count sheep jumping over a fence, it can relax your mind6: What color are the sheep? Because shes in the livingroom. 6 pointed out a tree and asked if it was deciduous. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Wishing you all a good weekend! unless theres ice cream later. 20 Funny Tweets From Women Whose Husbands Are in the Dog House, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. I dont buy tupperware containers, I steal them from my parents house like an adult, 4yo, crying hot tears of frustration into her waffle: "I. Wait, what color is the fence? I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. Part of HuffPost Parenting. "Take your kids to visit a new place with lots of things to see so they can complain about the snacks at the hotel. my five year old would like to inform everyone she consumed mushrooms in her stir fry this evening and will now cease to exist. It's my daughter's birthday today, so naturally she woke me up at 5 am instead of 6 am to guarantee I was the first one to wish her Happy Birthday. Mommy find my toy or I'm not going to be your sweet boy anymore! The road to parental sanity is paved with all of the things you swore you'd never do if you ever have kids of your own. I had no idea so I told her it was a swear word and never to say it again, the best decision i ever made was not buying fancy baby gear-my kids are 6 and 9 and have zero idea that they got pushed around in their cousins old stroller and now i have more money to buy them endless bags of goldfish crackers. Top 20 Best Tweets From Funny Mom and Teacher Katie D. Top 15 Funny and Relatable Tweets From Women This Past Week, 20 Funny and Relatable Marriage Tweets That Prove Opposites Attract, What does love mean? Hilarious and Heartwarming Answers From Kids. My pregnant wife asked for an Oreo so I brought her a single Oreo. We just need to figure out what to do with the other one now, My kid made me a gift and then sternly warned me dont lose it, I want to put it on your body when youre dead, so I have that to look forward to. She immediately said Why not 3? and honestly its a great question, will talk to my wife about it tonight. When it's a shark, you'll hear a tuba. She tries to hit the baby and it tries to hit back. I put together a new Hot Wheels set with my 5yo and he said he was so excited that he might start crying! #17 Wouldn't that be nice? 6: am i made of yolk?me:6: my friend said we come from eggs so did i come from the white or the yellow?me: ahhgo ask your father. When I pretended to cry she promptly put a pillow over my face and told me sshhh. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. 3 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. When you find something fun and exciting for them to do, they also get bored. And a sudden urge to eat crackers and chicken nuggets! I am like reeallly good at getting old. My kids sure do make a lot of plans for being people who don't know how to drive themselves anywhere. 25 of the Funniest Tweets About Life With Preschoolers, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service, Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. NOBODY MOVE. Secretly bending the hose your kid is using so the water stops flowing then suggesting that the hose must be broken and encouraging them to look inside as you release the pressure and set Old Faithful off in their face makes you a dad. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. ". That Mom Tho (@mom_tho) January 16, 2022. These are the moms and dads who made us laugh out loud. For an optimal experience visit our site on another browser. I cannot possibly leave without my emotional support toothpick but I dont know where it is. Wait, you might be asking yourself, are parents really funny? Im 40. Before kids: *Slow sips of wine in the bath*After kids: *Rage drinking morning coffee in the shower*, My friend said she couldnt wait to have kids so I went right over, turned on Cocomelon and hid the remote. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. My 1yo is starting to get mad at this baby that keeps staring at her. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. You can have kids or you can have a complete set of silverware. My daughter has decided she loves giving massages, or as I like to call them, tests of moms pain tolerance. Get the latest funniest memes and keep up what is going on in the meme-o-sphere. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. 1. I like to think Im good with money but I found $20 in my pocket and immediately bought something that was $56. WAIT, IS A WOLF GOING TO EAT THEM? My 12 year-old had a sleepover last night and I regret to inform you she's the "hey guys let's keep it down" kid. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents for more! My daughter has an Instagram account now. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 31-Jan. 6) "My husband's version of helping out with the kids is yelling 'COME ON, GUYS!' from the couch." By Caroline Bologna Jan 6, 2023, 04:27 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. 25 Funny and Relatable Tweets About Raising Boys, 20 Hilarious Tweets That Capture the Reality of Working in Retail or Customer Service. Youngest child: Here are the 7 pictures of me as a child. Oldest child: Here are 100 pictures of me as a baby eating oatmeal. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Tory Civil War Deepens As Jake Berry Joins Growing Wind Farm Rebellion Matt Hancock Accused Of Sneaky Ploy To Win Votes From I'm A Celebrity. Parenting means not saying anything when your kid squirts half a bottle of dish soap onto the sponge to wash one dish because its rare and you dont want to scare them away. Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. AGAIN. To that end, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter every week to spread the joy. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Dec. 10-16) "'I better not shout, I better not cry,' I quietly sing to myself as tuck my kid back into bed for the 87th time." By Caroline Bologna Dec 16, 2022, 02:44 PM EST Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. The Funniest Parenting Tweets of the Week (March 2, 2023) - Funny memes that "GET IT" and want you to too. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? Janene #1 LOL that is every parent of a little kid right now Turn it off! Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! The only real parenting hack is to live close to the grandparents. When I was a kid, my mom dropped me off at the mall and I had to wait until cellphones were invented and sold at the mall to text her to pick me up. Have a good weekend everybody! Just sell the vehicle. Spring Break is imminent, and there's nothing you can do about it. My 6-year-old: What's the difference between a barracuda & a shark?Me: When a barracuda is near, you'll hear a guitar riff. Activities outside of your home cost money, and only iPads will satiate them when they're at home. I know my 4yo found the gallon of ice cream I bought because I heard him yell across the house YES WE GOT A FULL TANK OF ICE CREAM!!. Like exhaustation. Call me old-fashioned but I dont need my refrigerator to be connected to Wi-Fi. Unless you're going on a cushy family vacation, it's difficult to slay Spring Break as a parent; Godspeed to all the parents trying their best. ". Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez @johndavids_635 Kids cough like this but you wanna open up schools???? My parenting style can best be described as whatever works in the moment, My kids think the LMFAO song is Im 16 and I know it, so now theyre singing it but swapping in their own ages, my daughter just dyed her hair turquoise and apparently has no idea that she's subjected herself to months of me asking if she's still feeling blue, I bet itd be nice to be as rich as my kids clearly think I am. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Getting someone pregnant makes you a father. Last night at dinner my 6 year-old asked me what the most dangerous shark was and I said 'The Loan Shark' so naturally I received an email from his teacher this morning. Every week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. Please keep my heartbroken toddler in your thoughts because I vacuumed up some crumbs from the floor that he was apparently very attached to. WANT. Whenever ppl are like I dont mind kids in public, I just think parents should teach them to behave I want to be like do you understand just getting my toddler dressed and out the door already made me cry twice? pic.twitter.com/ATTTKhNeOq. While in the tumble dryer a pair of my knickers got stuck to the Velcro pocket on my sons trousers and, when wearing the trousers, he didnt notice until hed walked to the bus stop, gone on the bus, and walked from the other stop to college. My most transferrable skill between being a surgeon and parenting a newborn is my ability to eat an entire lunch in about 45 seconds. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! I dont know much about parenting, but I know theres a goldfish cracker under your couch right now. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Is it leave her in the woods? All 7 minutes of it. Yay, summer! Just watched our 5 month-old roll from front-to-back-to-front, and Im suddenly keenly aware that OMG THEYRE GOING TO START MOVING SOON AND EVERYTHING IN OUR HOUSE IS A DEATHTRAP. please send well wishes to my teenager after he endured only 15 hours of sleep he was forced to wake up at the crack of lunchtime to do 2 hours of school in his pajamas. My son's favorite meal is what he calls 'mommy toast' which is when I make him toast but I have to pretend it's for me and he steals it off my plate, The annoying thing about being a woman is you have to wear your makeup every day, or never. Im pretty sure they were running a kitchen shop yesterday so Im very concerned about their legitimacy. Sometimes they can be downright hilarious. You are also agreeing to our Terms of Service and Privacy Policy. pic.twitter.com/OKw7fXDuXc, Me *overhearing my neighbor's 3 yr old daughter having a mega tantrum: So glad I'm past the toddler years Teen: Screams, slams their bedroom door, storms off down the stairs and screams one more timeAlso Me: The irony of this moment is not lost on me, Picked up my 6 yo from a play date and the first thing he said as we got in the car was THEY ARE DEFINITELY RICHER THAN WE ARE!!. Me, as an adult: Hey, I'm on that medication. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! I used to think I would be a cool laid back dad then my kids left the back door open when it was 97 outside. ", I never really appreciated being able to just easily bend down and pick up things when I was younger, The 5yo lost one of her toys and was looking all over the house and I finally found it and brought it up to her room and said whos the best mommy in the world? and that kid looked me dead in the eye and said grandma., Parenting tip: never, ever move the car seat. "80% of parenting is trying not to laugh when youre supposed to be mad". She smiles at the baby and the baby smiles back. So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on . Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent. [Watching our kids play]My wife: They are so weird, right?Me: I don't even notice anymore. Blasted some Nirvana to do some cleaning, immediately started air drumming and head banging and my 12 y/o daughter walked up to me with a concerned look on her face and asked me, Are you ok? like some kind of Boomer trying to bring me down. Someone cut me off and I gave them the finger and my 7yo asked what it means so I said it means you can go ahead of me so you can guess what happened at school line up yesterday, 5: Whats for dinner? my kid is crying because theres no volume control on the blender and now were all crying because why isnt there? So excited for my kids to go back to school and I especially like the part where they bring home a new illness for the next month. Here are some of my favorite quips from this week. Until I became a parent I had not seen another human cry cause they were not the first one to fart in the new year. Do tons of activities with your toddler on Saturday, let them stay up late and really wear them out so they still wake up at 4:30 on Sunday morning. If you ever feel like your kindergarteners questions are not overstimulating you enough, chaperoning a field trip with your child and 22 other kindergarteners might be right for you. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. If you wear it every day and then take even one day off, everyone thinks youre dying. [COMMERCIAL ON TV] Me, as a kid: Hey, I have that toy! It truly is a wonderful life. 2023 BuzzFeed, Inc. All rights reserved. i have failed me. If we didnt have synovial fluid it would hurt to move! So each week, we round up the most hilarious quips from parents on Twitter to spread the joy. This girl should I compile all the selfies she takes in my phone and gift them to her when shes older pic.twitter.com/xQw6prGwtz, Daughter found out her teachers aide moved in nearby and she has been glued to the window watching his house. They started fighting. Sign up to follow me here! My wife and I are currently in the longest "you do it" toilet paper game ever played. I demanded a snack then sat on the floor and cried when she gave me one, left legos randomly all over the floor and tried to flush a Barbie doll down the toilet. My 5yo holding her baby, "I can't leave the baby home alone!" Well, yeah. My 5yo asked my 9yo if he was eating spaghetti. - Parents, everywhere, I need to buy a teacher gift that says, "I'm sorry my son hit you in the face with a shoe.". 7YO: Can I get a snack?Me: Are you feeling hungry?7YO: You dont need to be hungry to eat a cookie! Last night I heard her muttering to herself he should be asleep, its bedtime!, I live closer to my sons school now. This reminds me of the time we applied for a fancy preschool and at the info meeting one of the parents asked is it ok if my child is bilingual? pic.twitter.com/bYJs2xhK6M. The Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week (Sept. 17-23) "Accidentally put grown-up toothpaste on my toddler's toothbrush and he screamed like I was cleaning his teeth with a Carolina Reaper dipped in Tabasco sauce." By Caroline Bologna Sep 23, 2022, 03:42 PM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of funny tweets from parents! I'm getting popcorn. My 7yo, "I wanted to go out to eat with you! Top 20 Funniest Tweets From Parents This Week Another week and and another round of great tweets from parents! Whether your child is two or 12, there's a funny relatable tweet out there to make you realize you're not alone. Wishing you all a happy and healthy weekend! My kids are piercing their baby dolls' ears, and after much debate they decided against lip rings because - and I quote - ' , ' 10. I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. My 7YO said she cant go to school cause her tummy hurts, and the only thing which will make her feel better is playing Roblox. The mess is obviously frustrating, but Im mostly confused because I didnt send him to school with any noodles. My cousin had a baby and my father is giving advice on fatherhood. Scroll down to read the latest batch, and follow @HuffPostParents on Twitter for more! Tried to help my 9yo with math homework and decided Id be more successful baptizing a cat. My 4yo pronounces peanut butter as "peed-a-butter" and that is now how that is pronounced from here on in, and I will not be taking questions on the matter. The amount of family gossip they traffic to school (and their teachers) would ASTOUND you. 5 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. ", Dentists be like, The earliest we can get you in is today at 1 or a Tuesday afternoon 6 months from now., Nothing says '80s parenting like my mom taping my bangs to my forehead to cut them in a straight line, Nothing hurts your feelings like accidentally opening the front-facing camera. Im just typing this to show my teenage daughter I trust her enough to not pay attention when she drives us but Im pretty terrified rn. By entering your email and clicking Sign Up, you're agreeing to let us send you customized marketing messages about us and our advertising partners. me: I had my first crush on a girl when I was in the first grade. [After dropping a container of blueberries all over the floor] 8 y/o: See! Still laughing about the time I was less than 2 days postpartum and I tweeted that my 36 hour old daughter and I were watching Bones in the hospital and someone tried to lecture me that children under 2 should have zero screen time. A birth control commercial with a kid in the backseat screaming WHATS THAT and a driving parent yelling I CANT SEE WHAT YOURE POINTING AT repeat until everyone is crying, Rule #1 of the parenting code: it is now acceptable to use baby wipes to clean everything. Thats what keeps the joints gliding. 8-year-old: Do you have a favorite kid?Me: That would be like you having a favorite parent.8: It's Mom. I typed my symptoms into DadMD and it said, Youll live., 5 during the queens funeral:I cant wait to marry Prince George and be queen of the worldWhen do they all have lunchI wonder if they keep snacks in those big furry hatsWhen Im queen Ill tell my servants to bring me a cheese bagelMummy can you bring me a cheese bagel. There is a lot to process with this new parental verification on my childs iPad. Very frustrated. These funny tweets definitely help alleviate growing pains. Jun 24, 2022, 09:46 AM EDT Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Im a vegetarian so I cook my own thing. Wife: *Gives me her password to log into one of her accounts*Me: Nice work with picking a random password.Wife: Its our anniversary. 8: We only go. The Charmin' Carmen (@Charmin_Carmen) January 11, 2023. Do you love humor and heartwarming stories? Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the funniest ways. Sign up to follow me here! Whenever my kid is about to do something hes not supposed to he says, dont look at me, and thats how I know hes not cut out for a life of crime. Part of HuffPost Parenting. Jan. 23, 2023, 7:30 AM PST / Source: TODAY. People who don't have kids, what's it like to go an entire day without someone asking you, "What's your favorite dinosaur?". Apparently this was a gross miscalculation on my part, Forgot to wear a hazmat suit when cleaning out my sons backpack this morning and now I need a tetanus shot, Once I finished assembling the bookshelf my 7YO said, give your-shelf a pat on the back for a great jobNow, shes the Worlds Best Dad, My son just woke up from his nap SOBBING and I asked what was the matter and he said, still crying, I love trains.. My son has a shirt that says, "my dad . 4 min read Kids may say the darndest things, but parents tweet about them in the. Dads who made us laugh out loud the funniest ways wife asked an. Ability to eat them grimmjow Jaegerjaquez @ johndavids_635 kids cough like this but you wan na up! Nothing you can have kids or you can have kids or you can have a favorite kid? me I... For an Oreo so I brought her a single Oreo cousin had baby. The joy put a pillow over my face and told me sshhh would hurt to!! Your home cost money, and follow @ HuffPostParents on Twitter to the! 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